BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//ChamberMaster//Event Calendar 2.0//EN METHOD:PUBLISH X-PUBLISHED-TTL:P3D REFRESH-INTERVAL:P3D CALSCALE:GREGORIAN BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART:20200110T010000Z DTEND:20200109T060000Z X-MICROSOFT-CDO-ALLDAYEVENT:FALSE SUMMARY:MEMBER EVENT: Comedian Etta May DESCRIPTION:ETTA MAY:\n\nWhat's the best way to describe Etta May? "Minnie Pearl with a migraine." To put it simply\, when Etta May takes the stage\, she is the reigning Queen of Southern Sass. She reflects "You know you're getting fat when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises!"\nBorn and raised in Bald Knob\, Arkansas\, Etta May grew up alongside nine older brothers\, who referred to their baby sister as "the human sacrifice." In fact\, Etta May's parents - her father\, a potpourri farmer\, and her mother\, bedridden by constant childbearing\, - did not realize Etta May was a girl until she required a training bra.\n\nEtta May met her husband\, Delbert\, an aspiring truck driver\, at a friend's kegger. From across the yard their eyes locked in a love look. Nine months later\, she was blessed with a boy\, followed by a girl and two more boys. "That's where my comedy comes from. I just wait for my husband or kids to do something stupid\, and then I write it down."\n\nThrough the years\, Etta May had a string of dead end jobs. She faithfully drove a school bus for over 10 years. She says she learned how to handle unruly kids by Armor All-ing the seats\, and touching the brakes\, all the way home. One night\, while volunteering as a BINGO caller\, she recalls\, "the ball sucker got stuck\, and I was forced to entertain a room full of angry Catholics. It was then I realized I could make people laugh." Etta May\, will take you on a redneck ride through the Deep South.\n\nEtta May won the prestigious American Comedy Awards: "Stand-Up Comic of the Year\," and has appeared on Oprah\, Comic Strip Live\, MTV\, and as a guest commentator on "CBS Sunday Morning."\n\nEtta May headlines the most successful all female "Southern Fried Chicks Tour". Selling out theatres all over the country. Think Blue Collar Comedy Tour with better hair! Etta May appeared on CMT's "Comedy Stage"\, plus co-produced "Southern Fried Chicks" for CMT. She was also the subject and first female comic ever on the biography show\, "Comedy Club." She joins the elite comedy company of Ron White\, Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Foxworthy\, who are also featured in this series.\n\nIn addition to television\, Etta May is a regular on the syndicated Bob & Tom radio show and a regular on XM and Sirius Radio's comedy channels. X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:ETTA MAY:
\nWhat&rsquo\;s the best way to describe Etta May? &ldquo\;Minnie Pearl with a migraine.&rdquo\; To put it simply\, when Etta May takes the stage\, she is the reigning Queen of Southern Sass. She reflects &ldquo\;You know you&rsquo\;re getting fat when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises!&rdquo\;\n

Born and raised in Bald Knob\, Arkansas\, Etta May grew up alongside nine older brothers\, who referred to their baby sister as &ldquo\;the human sacrifice.&rdquo\; In fact\, Etta May&rsquo\;s parents - her father\, a potpourri farmer\, and her mother\, bedridden by constant childbearing\, - did not realize Etta May was a girl until she required a training bra.

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Etta May met her husband\, Delbert\, an aspiring truck driver\, at a friend&rsquo\;s kegger. From across the yard their eyes locked in a love look. Nine months later\, she was blessed with a boy\, followed by a girl and two more boys. &ldquo\;That&rsquo\;s where my comedy comes from. I just wait for my husband or kids to do something stupid\, and then I write it down.&rdquo\;

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Through the years\, Etta May had a string of dead end jobs. She faithfully drove a school bus for over 10 years. She says she learned how to handle unruly kids by Armor All-ing the seats\, and touching the brakes\, all the way home. One night\, while volunteering as a BINGO caller\, she recalls\, &ldquo\;the ball sucker got stuck\, and I was forced to entertain a room full of angry Catholics. It was then I realized I could make people laugh.&rdquo\; Etta May\, will take you on a redneck ride through the Deep South.

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Etta May won the prestigious American Comedy Awards: &ldquo\;Stand-Up Comic of the Year\,&rdquo\; and has appeared on Oprah\, Comic Strip Live\, MTV\, and as a guest commentator on &ldquo\;CBS Sunday Morning.&rdquo\;

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Etta May headlines the most successful all female &ldquo\;Southern Fried Chicks Tour&rdquo\;. Selling out theatres all over the country. Think Blue Collar Comedy Tour with better hair! Etta May appeared on CMT'\;s "\;Comedy Stage"\;\, plus co-produced "\;Southern Fried Chicks"\; for CMT. She was also the subject and first female comic ever on the biography show\, &ldquo\;Comedy Club.&rdquo\; She joins the elite comedy company of Ron White\, Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Foxworthy\, who are also featured in this series.

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In addition to television\, Etta May is a regular on the syndicated Bob &\; Tom radio show and a regular on XM and Sirius Radio&rsquo\;s comedy channels.

\n LOCATION:Stand Up Live 2012 Memorial Parkway SW Huntsville\, AL 35801 UID:e.2112.10744 SEQUENCE:3 DTSTAMP:20260516T110610Z URL:https://cm.hsvchamber.org/events/details/member-event-comedian-etta-may-10744 END:VEVENT END:VCALENDAR